Just for fun, take a minute or two to enjoy the light-hearted side of Math. Here is a list of 10 delightfully corny Math-themed jokes:
Q: What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? A: Pumpkin pi!
Q: Why did the math book look so sad? A: Because it had so many problems!
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents!
Q: If you had 8 apples in one hand and 5 apples in the other, what would you have? A: Really big hands!
Q: What do you call an empty parrot cage? A: Polygon (Polly-gone)!
Q: What is 2000 pounds of laundry? A: Washington (Washing-ton)!
Q: How does a mathematician plow his fields? A: With a protractor (pro-tractor)!
Q: What did the acorn say when it grew up? A: Geometry (Gee-I’m-a-tree)!
Q: How can you make time fly? A: Throw a clock out the window!
Q: Two’s company, and three’s a crowd, but what is four and five? A: Nine!
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